Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
(via where-dawhitewomenat)
my knees are soft and my cheeks are soft and my thighs are soft and my boobies are soft and my butt is soft and my neck is soft and my tummy is soft and my lips and i’m a girl human and i’m squishy and so soft touch me
(Source: girlhuman1991, via laughteristhebestmedisine)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(via itsmyd-inabox)
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
(via tylerdurdensoap)
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
(via itsmyd-inabox)
